Democrats poised to grill Brett Kavanaugh on drinking, partying in high school

What next, whether Kavanaugh wore Underoos in high school? Perhaps they will look at Kavanaugh's elementary school "Permanent Record!" Mon Dieu!!!!!!

Luckily, I have confirmed Kavanaugh did not inhale! So, under the Bill Clinton rule, he is safe.

Kavanaugh accuser agreeing to Thursday testimony gives FBI plenty of time to investigate, Democrats say

Ford doesn't remember which year, where, who was at the alleged party, or any other salient specifics. There were no witnesses; no one remembers this party, or this event, or anything else of interest. What exactly will the FBI investigate? 

Models with three boobs grace the catwalk at weird Milan Fashion Week show

Heh! At least they got paid big bucks.

My lover that I left my husband for has cast me aside me — and I’m heartbroke

I seem to have misplaced my tiny violin. Too bad, I'm adept at playing the Karma Dirge!

Ben of Ben and Jerry's Asks Twitter For Progressive Ice Cream Names, Hilarity Ensues

... the rest of us, not so much!

Why We're Ungovernable: Germany's Merkel Demoted To Figurehead


Southern Europe is in a decade-long depression, all while suffering an invasion of violent, feral humans. France has also fallen under the yoke of these economic doldrums and the feral invasion. Germany and the northern European nations were the only things keeping the Eurozone afloat. 

If Germany falls into long-lasting instability, the Eurozone will collapse. 

Pompeo Vows "Series Of Actions" Against Venezuela's Maduro "In The Coming Days"

End-stage socialism always results in mass murder, unless there is an intervention. 

Norwegian Power Trader Facing Bankruptcy After Massive "Black Swan" Loss

Should have gone long in indexed mutual funds like the S &P 500, or a Total Stock Market fund!

Presumed Guilty: WSJ Opines On "The New Liberal Standard"

Let's do a test case, who should we use for the subjects? How about all those progressive men accused of sexual misconduct, rape, and other sexual shenanigans! They'd work just fine. Let them prove their innocence - guilty until proven innocent. Then let's give the experiment a good 20 years to determine whether it is just or not. 

For those who are hard of sarcasm, I jest. 

Congress takes aim at shrinking seats, legroom on airplanes

The media should be asking how this will change the cost of each airline seat fare, but instead, they go out and ask people who are too cheap to pay for a larger seat if they would like airlines to have to provide larger seats. The idiots all believe changing the seat size will not cost more so are all for larger seat size! Yeah, yippie, we want more for free!!!

But reality will intrude and if passed this law will drive up the cost of airfare leaving these same people to bitch about the cost of airfare. 

The bitching about airfares, seats and airline food are legion. Airlines are highly competitive and have tried all sorts of changes to attract customers; nothing works, except low fares. People will bitch about seat size and food, but they will not pay more for larger seats or better food. 

They will, however, sit at the coffee shop and lie to themselves that they will pay more for better seats and better food, but after returning from a trip, will crow about the low fare they paid. They seemingly have no understanding of basic economics at all. 

Seats are the size they are, and airline food is as it is because people are not willing to pay even one dollar more for larger seats or better food. That the people interviewed are so out of touch with reality always shocks me although it shouldn't, I see it every day!

Politicians do this because it will create a new bureaucracy, and the regulated will flock to the politicians seeking rents trying to injure their competition while benefiting themselves. Why on God's green earth would we want to add more corruption to the transportation system?

Next up, regulating seat size in your doctor's office. Regulating that all airports need to have motorized walkways from auto dropoff to the plane departure gates! 

This is what we need - motivated armchairs which drive us from home into an auto, which drives us to the airport where the motorized armchair rolls us to the gate, onto the plane and into our position for the flight, then off the plane and on to our destination! Don't worry; the journalists are too stupid to realize that the costs of these fripperies are too large to afford, the government should pay!!!!

The politicians believe if you are kept this coddled you will remain pliable, and they will be able to continue to mine the graft and corruption the progressive model affords them.

Is Wall-E the dystopian human life we will lead or is the Matrix?