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5/4/2016

FBI arrests man who poured mouse poison on Whole Foods' buffets

. . . ensures he will be "date" raped for decades.

"The man, whose name has not been released, sprayed a liquid mixture of hand cleaner, water, and Tomcat mouse poison onto produce and prepared-food bars at Whole Foods and two other area grocery stores, Meijer and Plum Market, according to the FBI.

"The suspect stated that he sprayed produce in these stores within the last two weeks," the FBI said in a statement.

Authorities noted that the suspect has visited several other grocery stores in the past couple of months — including including Walmart, Target, and Kroger stores — and they are trying to determine whether the produce at those stores was contaminated."

Here is the store list:

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First world problem number 8,453

3/11/2016

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Laundry Detergent From Jessica Alba’s Honest Co. Contains Ingredient It Pledged to Avoid

This seems like a problem designed for a Hollywood celebrity to handle. And so we have the attractive, vacuous Hollywood type caught by the short hairs because: Chemistry! Acting is so much easier than chemistry!

I wish I could get excited by this but really this is little more than Whole Foods whingers parading their lack of intellectual rigor for all to see. Funny but dull, like so much of the trendy hipster/vegan movement. Luckily, Portlandia is full of these mincing pretenders.

25 Hilarious Conversations Overheard At Whole Foods

Locally we have New Seasons, which is full of the same silly people. It is almost worth a trip over just to listen to them drop inanities. But the cost of food is so rarified I am unwilling to pay 2x the going price in other stores. The family does like some of their quick fix skewers, and sausages, and they have a deli counter filled with food which is actually edible, but beyond that I just look and cringe.

14 Stupid Things at Whole Foods

Good luck Jessica, I expect you should be able to unwind this whirlwind.

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Little dude with a big taste to be the love gimp for a prison meathead . . .

First world problem number 8,453

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