Little dude with a big taste to be the love gimp for a prison meathead . . .

FBI arrests man who poured mouse poison on Whole Foods' buffets

. . . ensures he will be "date" raped for decades.

"The man, whose name has not been released, sprayed a liquid mixture of hand cleaner, water, and Tomcat mouse poison onto produce and prepared-food bars at Whole Foods and two other area grocery stores, Meijer and Plum Market, according to the FBI.

"The suspect stated that he sprayed produce in these stores within the last two weeks," the FBI said in a statement.

Authorities noted that the suspect has visited several other grocery stores in the past couple of months — including including Walmart, Target, and Kroger stores — and they are trying to determine whether the produce at those stores was contaminated."

Here is the store list:

Busch’s, 2240 S Main Street, Ann Arbor

Cupcake Station, 116 E Liberty, Ann Arbor

Family Fare, 2026 North Saginaw, Midland

Kroger, 3838 Richfield Road, Flint

Meijer, #108, 7300 Eastman Ave, Midland

Meijer, #64, 3145 Ann Arbor-Saline, Ann Arbor

Meijer, #213, 9515 Birch Run Rd, Birch Run

Millers Mini Mart, 3001 Bay City Rd, Midland, MI

Plum Market, 375 North Maple, Ann Arbor

Target, 2000 Waters Road, Ann Arbor

Thai Grocery, 3115 Oak Valley Drive, Ann Arbor

Walmart, 910 Joe Mann Blvd, Midland

Walmart, 7000 E Michigan Ave, Saline

Whole Foods, 990 W Eisenhower Pkwy, Ann Arbor

I hope he gets everything he's earned! Enjoy your well earned vacation, douche bag.