Chinese tourist couple steal a toilet seat from a Japanese hotel
When it comes to the Throne Room, I am only King for a New York minute. Maddogsbrer, however, has a reputation. Back in the day when we lived together in college, we actually needed a two bedroom, two bath townhouse. He would crown himself King, and sit on the Thrown for hours. My rump became numb in sympathy. I guess to each his own, but stealing the toilet seat? Simply omit the trip, and head over to Japanese Toilet Seats and buy one, they ship! How cool is that?
This helps you maintain face, and avoid the embarrassment of the public Internet apology. Dude.