Two freshmen turn their dorm room into a luxury suite
The real gem is reading the comments. Human nature has changed not a whit since Aesop.
The Fox and the Grapes - An Aesop's Fable
"One hot summer's day a Fox was strolling through an orchard till he came to a bunch of Grapes just ripening on a vine which had been trained over a lofty branch.
'Just the thing to quench my thirst,' quoth he.
Drawing back a few paces, he took a run and a jump, and just missed the bunch.
Turning round again with a One, Two, Three, he jumped up, but with no greater success.
Again and again he tried after the tempting morsel, but at last had to give it up, and walked away with his nose in the air, saying:
'I am sure they are sour.'"
"Amir Karachi was not so impressed, writing: 'Youre gonna feel real stupid when you puke over all that [sic].'" Yeah, the grapes are sour! Heh. Amir, dude, not everyone is immature as you, and not everyone will puke in their bed, just because you did.