What do you do with a three ton log? Put it in a 1/2 ton pickup truck!

Having felled a tree or 50, I would not advise falling a large tree part into a truck. But the stupid will out.

And always be sure your truck is in the fall line, because, well watch . . . 

Truck not enough, get a house as well.

When all else fails use a come-along, and when that fails apply some real horsepower. You will never wreck that truck without real horsepower.

Well, that worked like a charm!

Houses are so overrated, why worry about them. Just drop the tree, then repair the damage. Easy peasy lemon squeezee.

​Success!!!

Sorry, snow is not a protective coating for a house being smashed by a tree. Ah well, porches are overrated anyway!

One more time buddy, be sure to park your truck in the fall line, and within the fall zone. God forbid he should fall a tree and not take out a truck. The American economy relies on the broken window theory of economics, and he is just the boob to break a few windows, refreshingly his own.

I love the surprised hand throw after he scores a direct hit.

"That'll buff right out!!" I end with a compilation of action packed tree cutting, and trimming goodness.  Enjoy. Learn.