“Green” Millennials set New Standards in Wasteful Consumerism
These people are busy, they have video games to play, triple decker bikes to ride, and beards to trim.
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"The dream of all these companies is to capture the all-powerful and elusive millennial eater, who just isn’t all that into cereal for breakfast. It’s just too much work, for one thing. Almost 40 percent of the millennials surveyed by Mintel for its 2015 report said cereal was an inconvenient breakfast choice because they had to clean up after eating it."
Huh? Cereal is difficult to clean up? What are they thinking? Dudes, don't eat the Soylent Green, (spoiler alert) it's people!