. . . get treated to a rolling of their own, and two will get to stand trial for murder of a Georgia man.
"Four robbers who plotted to mug a pizza boy after ordering a delivery to an unoccupied house found their plans coming undone when a 250lb former linebacker turned up with the pie.
Napoleon Harris III, the six-foot-three-inch Illinois Senator and former Minnesota Vikings linebacker, was in a Chicago Beggars Pizza franchise he owns when a call came in at the last minute on September 6.
He decided to run the pizza in himself - and ended up serving up some rough justice instead, CBS 2 reported.
'They put a chokehold on the senator, but to no avail,' Sean Howard, a spokesman for both Harris and the local PD, said. 'They were really trying to choke him to death, and he was just too strong. He out-powered all four of them.'
'As they were all beating on him, one guy just went out of his way and really hit him hard, and Napoleon never moved.
'He just looked at him like Hulk Hogan, and from that the guys knew that we better get out of here, because we can't get this guy down.'
The men managed to take Harris's wallet and the pizza, then fled in a Chevy Tahoe and Harris gave chase, tracking them to a lumber mill and calling in cops."
Good rule of thumb, don't tug on Superman's cape. And don't steal a pizza, and wallet from Napoleon Harris III.
"They managed to escape but left behind the Tahoe, which was registered to Lester Jones, a man who was later found dead in Georgia.
Thanks to Harris's descriptions of his attackers, police were able to track down all four suspects."
It's a full on melee, and he takes notes, dude! But these thugs were lucky. "Harris is a gun owner, Howard said, but didn't have his firearm during the delivery as he had been driving with his daughter earlier in the day and doesn't like having the weapon around her." Huh? Crime will not give you a pass because your daughter is around. I am much more inclined to carry if I am with family. I was mugged by an armed man who threatened to kill me, and rape my wife, once, that will not happen again. While it worked out fine, it left a few marks.
I still like Napoleon's style, kick some ass, then run down the miscreants, crib notes during the fight so you can identify the assailants, and then let the police round them up, and load on the charges.
One big dude, cleaning up Chicago like a boss. There is a TV deal in here somewhere.