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The Government Involved Golfie McGolfpants, pipped up with a new newspeak euphemism . . . 

5/17/2016

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Obama doesn’t think rapists, armed robbers, drug dealers are criminals
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. . . don't say "criminal," say "justice involved individual." 

More below the fold.

Suck it you pathetic fop. If you want to suck the collective man-whistle of the SJW crowd, have at it. But you have made yourself little more than a squeaking pip, vying for back bench status at the Peanut Gallery. 

Thank God Orwell is dead. Dear Government Involved McGolfpants, 1984, We, Brazil, and pretty much every other dystopian book or film were meant as cautionary tales, not road maps. This means AVOID, not pursue the outcome. Everyone knows you are the most intelligent man in the world, at least whilst on the Throne. Don't forget to flush. Otherwise how would you remember to zip your pants? Because you really seem at a loss for intelligence the rest of the time. Oh, right, you have a butt-load of meadow muffins like your sycophant advisers, and, of course there is your chick Wormwood, whispering frivolous inanities in your ear 10 am to 3 pm, working hours, donchaknow!

Occasionally, like with Iran, and Cuba you get something right, but then you screamingly FUBAR the rest of the project so badly, it is unclear whether your goal is pro, or anti America. Please don't try and answer that, your thinking is as clogged with greasy plaque as the arteries of a quintuple bypass candidate. I am afraid an answer might leave a stain. I am chalking most of your successes up to TIA's. Don't bother googling that, it's nothing to worry about, move along, nothing to see here. 

Can we please just have a reasonable, adult replacement?! Please.

Oh, crap, Maddogswif just walked by and read the copy over my shoulder, she is now laughing so hard, she may need hospitalization!

Hold tight . . . 

Maddogswif has just informed me that she has it on good authority that the Presidency will be between Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton. 

Sorry! I must have blacked out . . . Trump, and Clinton, really?! I can vote for a high dollar huckster salesman, or a professional racketeer and  gangster? How does one make the choice between a man who will sell me a Florida swamp lands condo for a cool $350,000, and a racketeer and gangster who will likely clean out my bank accounts, steal me blind, and drive me into bankruptcy? Is Cincinnatus in the house? Cincinnatus to the White Paging phone, Cincinnatus to the White Paging phone, please. 

Please!!! 
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