"A cross-dressing ISIS monster was caught trying to sneak out of a re-captured Iraqi town in drag - and carrying a USB packed with names of jihadists.
Abu Omar al-Assafi was installed by ISIS to govern Sharqat in northern Iraq after the terror group swept through the country in 2014.
But Iraqi security forces found him trying to escape the area after the town was liberated last week. He was reportedly disguised as a woman and hiding among civilians.
When Iraqi security forces made the arrest, they discovered a memory stick containing details of key terrorists, including their names, nicknames and addresses."
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Good luck Abu, you are gonna need it. Oh,, and don't worry, I saw Obama out back warming up the drones, that man does love a good drone strike.