"The Linguistics of My Next Band Name"
Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy professor! Newspaper headlines to the rescue! The best band names come from newspaper headlines, here is one now:
Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens
This one works on so many levels. I could take only "Sex Pigs" great name for a punk, or punk/metal band. Or I could take "Sex Pigs Halt Traffic" great name for a alt rock, punk, metal, or punk/metal band. Or I could go with "Laser Attack" good with one of the electronic, or synthesizer music styles. One could riff on this endlessly.
By the bye, Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens is the name of my new punk/metal/chamber music/choral ensemble. We play at the Bride of Frankenstein on Fridays and Saturdays.