Bakery accused of racism for selling Mr President Oreo cupcake
Black chick finds out President Obama likes Oreo cookies, and names her Oreo cookie cupcake "The President." Former customer Don P (the P stands for "Panties-in-a-wad") goes full on 4 year old bossy girl whinging about how this is racist. I am not sure if Don Panties-in-a-wad thinks it racist for the President to like Oreos, or for the baker to name an Oreo cupcake after the Presidents favorite treat. But here in the heart of idiotic progressivism that is Portlandia, this is what is considered high brow intellectual analysis.
Thanks Don for showing the world the high caliber of Portlandian, and their analytical capabilities. And don't forget, if you like Oreos, you're a racist. Especially if you like them with milk, chocolate mile, Black Russians, White Russians, or any other racist drinks.