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Moonshine! Clean, clear liquid crap, in a bottle! What a concept!

3/17/2016

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Even Moonshine Is Going Upscale With Funky Flavors and Tasting Sessions

"Guys, we nailed this one,” said “tastemaker” Josh Madore of Sugarlands Distilling Co., as he poured thimble-sized shots of butterscotch moonshine for a group on a recent afternoon. “It tastes exactly like the bottom of grandma’s purse.'"

Purse? No. Boot lost in the hog stye 3 years ago, maybe, although I would probably take the boot over moonshine. Serve it up with a side of moldy collard greens.

"Leonette Ware and Rhonda McKinnon, sisters from east Tennessee, did a tasting at Sugarlands during a birthday trip. Ms. Ware described the flavors as “more vibrant” than those she had tasted at other distilleries."

Apparently "vibrant" is a synonym for nasty in Tennessee. Who knew? 

Please go try this dreck, and report back to Maddog on your findings, write a tasting review, if you survive the experience. I would happily post it on the back of your tombstone. But please do not expect Maddog to partake. I am old enough, and have enough money to buy budget whiskey which when compared to this dreck, becomes fine sipping whiskey, er whisky, er whatever . . . 
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