The length of your FINGERS can show if you're anxious or athletic
. . . which means I am good at everything, I do not pronounced Tourettes, but only when dictating to Siri. I attribute this to allowing a group of interns to program the Siri voice spell check. Pronounce the word a bit differently, and, voila, a curse word appears like magic.
Our illustrious President wonders how these finger measurements compare to another "digit."
Is this the Black Donald, or the Black Weiner?
And, no, I don't much care where I stand here. I won enough "piss the farthest" contests at age 4 to last me a lifetime.