15+ Funny Tweets By Husbands Who Are Winning At Marriage
We tried this maneuver many times, but wife is an only child, and only children are terrible at this. Maddog now realizes he married so as to never get a swelled head. Boy has that worked!
Most of these funny repartees will be cured with a couple of children, although the fist bump for the crying child made us laugh.
Some years ago we were flying commercial, and the guy next to us began complaining loudly about a baby crying a few rows behind. Maddog being an introvert had not even noticed, we were too busy analyzing through something, perhaps why cleaning was so important for the wife? Anyway, after the whinging had reached a fever pitch we simply looked at him and said, "we can deal with crying baby in nappies, its the one in the suit which bothers us." He must have liked that because he stopped talking to us for the duration of the flight, and we got back to analyzing our navel or wifely cleaning obsessions, or something. We have no idea whether the baby settled down or continued to cry, we were satisfied that the suit baby stopped.
Humor is about the only way to successfully navigate marriage. One needs to bring a quiver full of humor to the wedding, and keep it handy.