Lisa might want to go down two butt plug sizes!

The perilous whiteness of … pumpkins?

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Lisa might want to go down two butt plug sizes!

The perilous whiteness of … pumpkins?

"Hey, you! You, with the Starbucks pumpkin-spiced latte in your hand. That ridiculous concoction – with its fluffiness, lack of substance, and triviality – is the ultimate expression of white privilege. So shame on you.

I learned about the true meaning of the pumpkin-spiced latte in a scholarly paper, called The Perilous Whiteness of Pumpkins. It was peer-reviewed and published in a genuine academic journal. Lisa Jordan Powell, its lead author, is a postdoctoral researcher at the University of British Columbia. “Starbucks PSLs are products of coffee shop culture, with its gendered and racial codes,” it warns. They make up just one part of the “pumpkin entertainment complex, whose multiple manifestations continue the entanglements of pumpkins, social capital, race, and place.'"

The self mocking Academe was funny for a short while, but really it is like The Colbert Report, by the second time the schtick was already growing stale, a week in, and only the dull wits were still finding it funny. The Academe was collapsing into a puddle of PC inanity back in the late 1970s, and early 1980s when I was in college. The schtick has not grown less stale since.

Accordingly, Lisa, the only thing I can think of is your butt plug size is cutting off the blood supply to your thinking turd. Go smaller.