Police: Man attempts to ignite gas station over Flamin' Hot Cheetos
He gets caught stealing a bag of chips at a gas station convenience store, a misdemeanor crime, so he heads outside, pools some gas, and tosses in a lit cigarette.
Boom, felony arson! All for a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos! That's all in baby! From his looks, his nickname will be - "Girlfriend."