Jonathan Butler Mizzou slactivist is the most pathetic person I have written about in a long time . . .

Meet Mizzou Protestor Jonathan Butler: Stealing, Misogyny, Crack Songs

. . . and that is saying a lot!

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​Hat tip: Instapundit Meet Mizzou Protestor Jonathan Butler

Johathan's is not a story of grit, his is a story of entitlement, misogyny, and an intellect so slack describing it so offends slackers the world round.

"Butler describes trying to get caught stealing food, making goofy faces in the camera and making sure staff got a good look at his face.

“Beyond even pure sport it was a [sic] adrenaline rush to find out when someone would approach me about partaking in this ‘free’ breakfast,” Butler writes. “Each passing day built up with more and more excitement and the anticipation of the hunt. The mere fact that confrontation was just around the corner drove me wild with passion.”

What was Butler trying to accomplish? He writes: “Now ideally in my mind I wanted S.W.A.T. team members to drop from the sky, tear gas to be thrown while I has [sic] attacked by 5 different german shepherds, and beat like Rodney King. But in my disappointment I was only greeted at the front by two managers.'"

If Mizzou does not boot him for this it deserves all of its enrollment declines, and the rest of the pain.

"He also describes arguing with the managers when he was finally caught, boasting, “I spent too much time in debate class and different forums to let [the female manager] punk me with her below minimum wage salary.” Besides, he says, he doesn’t appreciate her “rehearsed establishment confrontation dialogue.'"

Why is it these wastrels are always such "tough" guys? Please cream puff, do go on tell us how tough you are. Don't mind the laughter, some of us who've actually used the restroom on our own have had turds give us more trouble than you would. Jonathan, kudos, "tough" guys always use words like "confrontation dialog." By the bye, what the fuck does that mean? You mincing prat!

In a video available at heatstreet, this pathetic weasel un-ironically says:

"Butler’s guest holds forth at length about how women “will lie, cheat, steal to get what they want. … That’s how females are these days. They will just—just lie.”

Butler chimes in, echoing the sentiment: “Just lie! Just lie! That’s dirty.'"

The worlds pettiest low budget thief, and pretend thug has the temerity to say this about women? Dear irony challenged Jonathan, this statement applies to you. And I expect in your vernacular this would make you a Bitch, but then I am just making an assumption. But then all those big words are so difficult.

So, what could dear Jonathan's problem be? "Butler, who grew up in Omaha, Nebraska, is the son of an [sic] railroad executive whose compensation in 2014 was $8.4 million, according to regulatory filings." 

Ahhh, troubles living up to his rich daddy. Poor Jonathan is the black incarnation of Richy Rich the poor little rich kid, dad is successful, and "tough guy" is having trouble fitting into those shoes. The entitled prat thinks he can simply float by on daddies coat tails because he has nothing else. You go girl. Heh.

Good luck Captain Pathetic. Can we expect your next big news to be criminal? That is usually how these pathetic backdoor buttercups end up. 

Would someone just punch his meal ticket now, expel him from college, let him find his own way? He might turn out right if someone would just take the time to teach him a lesson.