Interested in a tour of the county jail facilities? Here's one idea:
"05/08/16 - Shots Fired Leads to Arrest - Cornelius
Two men were drinking alcohol and involved in an altercation in front of their duplex in Cornelius. One of the men retreated to his home, grabbed a gun, and came back to threaten the neighbor. The gun was fired in an unknown direction. No one was injured, and no property damage has been reported at this time. The armed man was lodged in jail with multiple charges."
Dude! Jack and the Bean Stalk is a fable.
"Wanted Juvenile Stuck in a Tree - Aloha
05-03-16 - Early in the morning, several deputies assisted Lake Oswego Police, who had probable cause to arrest two male subjects with felony warrants at an Aloha home. One of the men, a juvenile, bolted from the house on foot. As deputies set containment in the surrounding area and initiated a K-9 dog track, the fleeing juvenile was eventually found in a tree. He climbed so high, fire fighters had to assist him with getting back down! Lake Oswego Police took him to Donald E. Long Juvenile Detention Center. The other man has yet to be located, and this case is still under investigation."
This is gonna be expensive! The 90 MPH speeding ticket is probably $450-500, at 100 MPH it goes to $1,000. The rest of these will cost much more. The booze had better have been really good.
"Pursuit from Oak Hills to Bethany
05-19-16 - On NW Cornell Road, a deputy witnessed a vehicle quickly accelerate and pull into the center median, passing another vehicle. The deputy pursued the speeding car, but the suspect would not pull over. The suspect led the deputy to NW Springville Road, reaching speeds of 90 mph, and the suspect finally stopped at an apartment complex. The suspect, who had been driving drunk, cooperated with police, and no one involved sustained injuries. He was arrested and lodged in the jail for Eluding a Police Officer (Felony), Reckless Driving, Driving While Suspended, and Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants. He also received a speeding ticket."