Strip club offers to hire class of 2016 for actual money
Strip club in Harrison enrages residents with sign
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Locals freak out. Because it would be much better for these kids to attend some place like Oberlin College, and get a degree in Transnational, Black, Transgendered Diversity Studies or some other wackadoo educational navel gazing, for the low, low price of $260,000. Right? Oh, and that infers no major change or dawdling which would incur the student a fifth year, but that would still come only to the low price of $325,000! Oberlin is such a great school it is a steal at twice that price!
Tuition and Fees | Parents | Oberlin College
Standard Multi-Occupancy Room $7,080
Personal Expenses $978
Something tells me that this idea is even worse in real life than it looks in print!
Get a degree in stripping, save as much money as you can, then, when old, write a tell all memoir, and retire, or become a debt slave from your Oberlin College experience, work for peanuts for the better part of a decade, then go into stripping long after your prime, only make 1/4 as much money, never actually pay off all your college debt, and die a pauper.
It's your choice. Choose wisely.
Some of this might have been sarcasm, and frustration.