College - Beautiful Women, Sex, and Free Speech, even a little learning . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
That was then, this is now.
No Limits: University of South Carolina Students Fight for Free Speech
I don't remember falling through a worm hole, or stepping into a building and being time ported to an alternate timeline. I remember going to college, but it was nothing like college today, which is little more than a Totalitarian Soviet Educational Encampment, for ReEducation and Right Thinking.
Bring back the old college, beautiful women, sex, free speech, even a bit of learning around the margins.
Fire does good work, I would recommend them for donations if you have any spare cash lying around, and wish to put it to good use.