First, tell her your rights, and obligations to beat the crap outa her using the Allah Easy Beat System.
Second, quit slipping her the baloney pony!
Third, start whacking! But not in anger, no, just to discipline her, but by Allah discipline away . . . using a toothbrush!
He lost me there for a minute, but I think I get the gist of it. Toothbrush? Really?! Is this one of those lost in translation moments?
The man, you can tell he is a man because he has a beard, and wears a white dress, is to beat the woman, yes, she might have a beard too, but it is usually thinner, and she doesn't wear a white dress, she wears a Burka, or some other head to toe covering, so you can't see her beard and confuse her for her husband. Or something. I am a bit confused by all of this.
I like that his studio is a patch of dirt under some trees! Real natural. With a toothbrush?! Whatever nature boy.
I have a sneaking suspicion that if I beat my wife, even with a toothbrush, she would lay me out with a cudgel, an espontoon, a sap, a cosh, a ferule, or something like that, so I tend to steer clear of anything like beating my wife. Not only that but the police frown on it, and here in the People's Democratic Republic of Portlandia, they tend to shoot first, figure out the particulars later.