You’re Doing It All Wrong
Have you noticed that these SJW students have everything figured out? They know all the answers to the world's most perplexing question, just ask them. Stop laughing!
More after the break.
"Attention, husbands, wives, lovers, seekers of amour, and the partnered of the world. Student activist and avowed “feminist killjoy” Josefin Hedlund wishes to correct your desires in a totally non-dogmatic, non-presumptuous way:
This myth [of love, marriage and monogamy] still has a powerful hold in today’s Western neoliberal societies. Its most important message is that love is magical and apolitical. However, at a closer look, it is obvious that love actually works to uphold hetero- and cis-normative, patriarchal, capitalist, and hierarchical structures in society.
Better stow your luggage and strap yourselves in. The ride may be bumpy.
Test yourself: write down the gender, race, class, social, political, educational, and geographical background of everyone you have been attracted to. Do you see a pattern?"
"Maleness aside, can’t say I do." Me neither, David. But Sally from When Harry Met Sally does,"Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive? Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail 'em too." When Harry Met Sally... - Wikiquote
But back to our insipid feminist killjoy, "If you are only attracted to able, ‘mentally well’, successful (by society’s standards), cisgender, normatively beautiful, slim people, from class privileged backgrounds… you cannot just declare that who you are attracted to is a personal preference."
Sorry, I've become lost in all the feminist regurgitant jetsam. As usual David is his witty self, but since he deserves your click, you will have to click through to revel in his glorious takedown.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, our insipid feminist killjoy notes, "Rejecting standard notions of love… goes hand in hand with rejecting capitalism." Aha. So rejecting standard notions of love are the equivalent of insanity? Got it. Hedland's parents must be so proud!