Tiger Woods was ASLEEP at the wheel during DUI arrest
In error, I advised he get help with alcohol, but it appears his problem is not with alcohol, but with prescription medications. This is a serious problem, I would implore him to get help. The backbone of the US opiate crisis is people becoming hooked on prescription medications, and once the doctor stops writing the scripts, they turn to illegal drugs to quench the cravings. Seek help.
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Texas principal who killed himself 'was confronted about an affair'
Tragic for his family, his friends, his students, his staff, and the teachers. Condolences to all affected. Canadian politician 'sent pornography to 100 officials' in 'reply all' embarrassment No, wait! I meant to send something else! They are just so, so busy while working in the office, it's all work, work, work . . . Lebanon calls to ban Wonder Woman movie over Israeli star Gal Gadot
"Lebanon's ministry of economy is seeking to ban the 2017 Wonder Woman movie because its lead actress — Gal Gadot — is an Israeli, though a formal request for a ban has not yet been received, a Lebanese security official said Tuesday." But no call on banning the murderous Islamist vermin who are constantly killing civilians all over the world, including loads of Arab muslims! U.S. starts providing weapons to Syrian Kurds: source
Bush's primary failures in Iraq were not treating the Kurds as independent, and not allowing the people of Iraq to decide if they wanted to be one unified nation, or multiple, likely, three nations, one being Iraqi Kurdistan. But Bush was kowtowing to the Turks who have shown Bush was wrong to do so, by throwing off their democracy in favor of a dictatorship of Recep Tayyip Erdoğan. Wonder Woman review: a thrillingly staged knockout blow for feminism
. . . at least the modern all victim, all the time feminism. Just what we need another superhero movie. Although if this is true, perhaps it will still work: "If the action in Wonder Woman comes less frequently than you might expect, it’s also thrillingly designed and staged, with a surging sense of real people, from all sorts of backgrounds, swept up in the wider conflict’s churns and jolts. (Ewen Bremner’s wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous marksman, prowling the trenches in a kilt and glengarry bonnet, is one of many great supporting turns that make a mark.)" Most of the superhero movies are completely bereft of real people, leaving them plasticine, and boring. Meanwhile in Hennef, Germany . . . flea market hand grenades pop off causing an evacuation!5/30/2017 German neighbourhood evacuated as collector's WWII grenades explode in summer heat
Nobody checked to see if they were fused, and loaded with explosives? Dude? Thank God no one thought to play a prank pull the pin, and toss one to a friend. Boom! "The 51-year-old collector who bought the firearms, and is now under investigation for weapons law violations, had been at work as the explosions began. He is reported to live in the house with his parents, who were the first to call the emergency services. There were no injuries." Well, this doesn't surprise! Living with mom, probably in the basement, with his metal detector, buying hand grenades at flea market, or perhaps finding them himself with his metal detector, no mention, however, that he was also playing the modern equivalent to Dungeons and Dragons online, at age 51. Sheesh. Vampire bats terrorise Brazilian city as one man dies of rabies
Really, vampire bat bites man who dies from Rabies! This is a terrifying disease. Rabies makes ebola look like a piker. "All patients are being vaccinated for rabies and are undergoing prophylaxis. To reduce the risk of the disease spreading, vets are also vaccinating cats and dogs. Two dead bats found in the city have tested positive for rabies." They don't vaccinate pets! Dude? "In March, a 46-year-old man died of rabies in hospital in Salvador after stepping on a bat while milking his cows in the small town of Paramirim in the southwest of the state. The farmer only sought medical treatment weeks later, when it was too late to stop the onset of the disease, which is nearly always fatal. It was the first case of rabies reported in Bahia since 2004." Rabies is a killer with about a 100% chance of death. Frightening that they have had other cases as recently as 2004. "Mr Ribeiro says that heavy rainfall in Salvador, coupled with a public awareness campaign, has led to a sharp fall in the number of reported bites in recent days." Remind me not to visit Salvador, I don't have much interest in being "what's for dinner!" Patently Offensive
After a first date is your puny manhood letting you down? You need the Kenneth W. Adams Penile Embiggener! It comes with elastic band, penis attachment, and horse collar! Boy Howdy, what will they think of next? I suspect wife would be unamused, she seems fine with things as they are, and I doubt she would like another 8" of little Maddog to help out with the motion in the ocean. Well, it's not an ocean really more of a . . . Never mind. Watch 2 Still-at-Large Butt Plug Bandits Rob a Sex Toy Store Let's dive deep into this caper to see what happened, or maybe not, yuck! "In a hilarious caper, two men robbed sex toy manufacturer LELO this week, apparently looking for exactly 33 vibrating butt plugs. Because the robbery was so ridiculous, the company posted its security camera footage online as an ad for its sex toys. LELO products are apparently so good, people are willing to ram their cars into the back of a warehouse, really get deep in there, just to get those butt plugs early. Somehow, reading about the butt plugs the men stole only makes the heist more hilarious. The HUGO prostate massager is remote controlled, and LELO says it products the “most powerful orgasm known to man”, which is a pun. It’s not clear why these men stole 33 HUGOs when the company’s solid gold butt plugs were assumedly also in the warehouse. The EARL, a solid 24-karat gold butt plug, is supposedly for the “distinguished gentleman”, but apparently the Butt Plug Bandits fancy themselves commoners as far as anal play is concerned." Once you go HUGO you'll never go back? |
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