Little Scamp Causes Full Minute of Dead Air on NPR on Take Your Child to Work Day
Ummm, that is take your child to work day!
Here at the main control board of USS Maddogslair, we don't hold much to etiquette, or anything else truthfully. So, while take your child to work day was yesterday, we slept through it. Instead we will be taking our child(s) to work today! Mostly because they are off school for one of the myriad teacher don't have to work days. I'm hoping they are up for a pint of bourbon each, that is my minimum RDA while helming the USS Maddogslair, no shirking just because they are only 16 and 17! Oh, and ground jerky sticks, I usually knock down a good half dozen, but hey, I won't expect a novice stomach to handle that much meat flavored pressed wood pulp, or whatever these things are made of.
With the Maddogsson in Marine Corps Boot Camp, I am especially glad they do not have a take your father to work day. My bourbon/jerky soaked body ricocheting off that much exercise might trigger a thermobaric explosion sufficient to take down the entire MCRD base!
Anyway, here's hoping my little scamps can cause as much chaos and confusion as the NPR scamps! If take your child to work day isn't designed to allow your kids create all the chaos you aren't allowed to cause, what is it for?
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