Campaign Workers Unionize Just in Time for Midterm Elections
The Democratic Party is out of ideas, out of money, and heading into a DeathMatch midterm with a freshly unionized campaign workforce. Unions kill the host eventually. Eventually is much quicker if the host is cash poor, and idea destitute.
I wonder what they will name the replacement party? AntiWhig would be perfect in its circularity since the last time one of the parties imploded it was the Whig party which became the Republican through a Phoenix-like death in fire, and rebirth on March 20, 1854. Or something like that!