Childless, self absorbed, bland, PAMPERED, "slightly moistened bink" seeks maternity leave for important things like a good vagina steaming.
Compare and contrast the two personalities you find below.
More after the cut.
First, this wanker.
I want all the perks of maternity leave — without having any kids
A photo of the now dry, formerly slightly moistened bink.
The second, a goddess/saint, who unselfishly devotes herself to the needs of others, working her fingers to the bone night and day, without sleep, without thought for compensation.
Adore the goddess/saint, pillory the selfish oaf, have fun with it, the oaf deserves all the opprobrium you can dish.
To clarify moistened bink: