William Joe Johnson, Super Genius: He robbed a bank and used part of the money to pay rent and utilities!?
Florida man googles 'how to rob a bank' before going to rob a bank
Dude, you will be getting a change of address very soon, why would you pay the rent and utilities?
"A man who was arrested on suspicion of robbing a bank in Florida googled "how to rob a bank" for tips beforehand, according to police.
William Joe Johnson 26, of Pinellas Park, is accused of demanding money from the bank teller at the Achieva Credit Union in Largo after implying that he had a gun.
After he was handed over an undisclosed amount, Johnson fled from the bank on foot.
Over the next few days, Johnson spent all the money he stole on paying his rent and utility bills, as well as a drug binge, according to Pinellas County Sherriff's Office."
This dumb criminal is not even sure how to be a dull criminal. I like that he needed to google "How to rob a bank." Like the 411 on bank robbery was too difficult to understand without a YouTube primer. Maybe he was looking for those special "tips and tricks?" What a lolly knob! Plus, robbing a bank is a federal crime, with federal time, but he gets three hots and a cot for a nice long time, rent free! How cool is that?