French village recruits druid healer to cover for doctors
Druid healer? This is an oxymoron if there ever was one. Thank God for the French, politicians, and idiots, they make the world more interesting.
"Despite Brittany’s strong Celtic-Druid heritage, for some in the village the thought of a druid healer operating out of the doctor’s surgery has been a bitter magic potion to swallow.
A sign at the Town Hall, announcing the opening of the druid's surgery, was defaced.
While there may be some disbelievers in the village, Rojer Pierre, who runs the village bar, appropriately called The Grail (Le Graal), told The Local most people were open minded."
Open minded? What the hell has that to do with anything? He's an untrained quack.
"At first they thought it was a joke,” he said. 'But the people are curious and they are interested in learning about what he can do.
“People will go and see him and speak to him. This appears to be the best option for now, because he was the only one who responded to the advert.'"
Dear People of Wacky French Village, if there is a con afoot, and you don't know who is the mark, you are. End of lesson. Send my $10,000 fee to me, care of Maddogslair.com, damn do I need a PayPal button!
Sigh, it's a joke, you are the butt, but I love jokes, so please, keep playing!