I called Gwyneth Paltrow earlier today to see if she could meet with me concerning an idea I have for a movie, but she was busy steam cleaning her vagina . . .
Sorry, Gwyneth Paltrow, but steaming your vagina is a bad idea
. . . and I thought Maddogswif mad for cleaning the garage floor with bleach!
"Actor Gwyneth Paltrow has excelled herself. Her “popular lifestyle website” goop.com carries a recommendation that women steam-clean their vaginas for extra energy, to rebalance female hormones and for a squeaky clean uterus:
The real golden ticket here is the Mugwort V-Steam. You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.'"
Never let it be said I don't like a squeaky clean vagina, but, really, this might be going a bit far.