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People Are Fleeing Blue Strongholds That Cost Too Much
If you leave, realize that you need to leave your political ideas as well. The reasons you are leaving are your destructive progressive beliefs. If you bring those, you will only foul your new nest like you did the old. Time for some new political thoughts. The women:
Mom of baby girl who starved to death is jailed for life Mother, 17, who let her baby starve to death jailed for just six years Mother, 30, 'kills her three-year-old daughter at sober living home' Mom refused operation for her daughter who died from a brain infection Georgia mother, 19, 'drowned her baby when he wouldn't stop crying' The men: Couple charged with murdering man's grandfather and mother Texas set to execute man, 64, who murdered his ex-girlfriend Harrowing moment a woman named her killer before dying from gunshots Jealous man kills ex and others The exception proving the rule: Man weeps in court as he's charged with killing stepson This is the toll for a single day! Oregon deputy performs Heimlich on deli lady choking on potato chips
Good on the deputy. Heimlich dead at 96 Thanks, doc! Back in about 1979 or so, Maddogsbrer learned the Heimlich maneuver in school. That day he came home and was all a twitter about this new life-saving maneuver he knew, and the rest of us did not. At dinner, we sat down to steak, roast or something similar, and about halfway through dinner littlest Brer looked a bit peaked. Middle Brer noticed before the rest of us and began a soliloquy. I don't remember verbatim, but it went something like . . . You can tell when a person is choking - they hold their hands around their throat . . . they get red in the face . . . they look at the ground . . . they look panicky . . . they won't say anything because they can't talk, they are choking! Then he got up, little Brer had already gotten up, and was stumbling around, and said, see little Brer is choking! But I know the Heimlich Maneuver! He said it like a supervillain, which was pretty funny. Then mom realized what was happening, and jumped up in a panic. The soliloquy continued: You get behind the person choking and hold your hands in their stomach and . . . (he does the maneuver). It doesn't work. He continues the soliloquy: If it doesn't work, the first time, you just do it harder! Mom is in nearly full panic, dad and I are enthralled with the performance. He does the maneuver; it doesn't work. He continues: Then you do it really hard!!! He does the maneuver so hard little Brer blows a fist size piece of partially chewed meat out of his mouth, it shoots across the table, and splats against the dinette room window. That pretty much ended the show; little Brer was sobbing, mom in panic, dad and I shocked by the size of the clot which shot out of little Brer's mouth. The dinner ended immediately. I congratulated middle Brer, and he showed me the technique, then we spent about 10 minutes Heimliching each other. Again, thanks, doc, I have two brothers do to your bright thinking! The weird thing about writing stories from memory is that everyone in the family will have a slightly different take on the facts. Memory is not what we think it is and does not work how we want to believe. Democrat boycotting SOTU because Trump 'hateful toward black people' Trump dodged a bullet here; she's a dimwit. But look at the photos below and tell me who wore it better. Nick Frost wins hands down and he's smarter then a doorstop. Thief snaps her leg as she tries to run away after stealing packages ¡Pobrecita! You earned every bit of that break and more. We need to revise our liability laws to ensure that people who are injured while committing crimes are not entitled to more than $1 in damages in total. Man's joy at realising dishwasher tray height adjusts
Wife just smacked me in the back of the head and said, "Snap out of it! They do, it's called a manual." Heh! Honestly, words fail me. Free Kitchen Appliance User Manuals | ManualsOnline.com Free Household Appliance User Manuals | ManualsOnline.com Don't say I never did nuttin' for ya! Instagram fitness model Jen Selter speaks out about American Airlines
This woman apparently believes her beauty will work as a get out of jail card no matter what. Surprise, it doesn't. |
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